BREAKING NEWS
Look whose calling the competition names...

This is what Dundee University Students' Association thinks about Abertay Students...

WE are all "Wankers" - apparently...
This is Dundee Union's NEW flyer - which they had the cheek to hand out outside Abertay Library.

On quizzing Dundee SA's President - and by turning the flyer over - it becomes obvious as to what the initial *I don't know?*, error is. It (and he) said that Abertay Students are Welcome... I'd like to meet Dundee Union's Executive Officers and see for myself, the Reps who came up with the fact that "Wanker's" and "Welcome" have the same number of letters and therefore decided to attribute this fact to "Welcoming" Abertay Students to their Union...

Along with some of their Security staff and the time it takes to get a drink in that place - Does it not make you happy to hand your money over these guys - who also think you are a W*****, just because you go to Abertay? Have a Great night out...

They say these things, expecting it to be a sarcastic joke - much like a bully picking on a kid who he feels threatened by. But, kindergarten is no longer our occupation - and as University students, at one of the Best Universities in the country, we will not be Bullied nor will we put up with intolerable cheap shots like this!!!

Your Union - Abertay Union, voices and values Your opinion's. We - as an inclusive Union, dedicated to our members (and their guests) - have never , and will never, insult any other Student Body - Directly OR Indirectly, as D.U.S.A. have done by printing or even thinking about this campaign. It is only left to say - All Dundee University Students are WELCOME to The Union - Abertay Union, where you can chill out, get giggy or relax in a Friendly, comfortable and un-oposing environment. (We also have some of the cheapest drinks in Dundee - by the by... -Ed) As for the Executive and employees of Dundee Union who think this way... Confucius say, "Look within"...

What do you make of this situation - Are you a W******? What do you think about Dundee Union's Attitude toward Abertay Students? Have your say in the Discussion Form.
You do NOT need a password to speak in the Discussion Forms - leave password field blank

Would you like to tell Dundee Union what you think about them? Here you go - everything you need to know:

President: Matthew Marr EMAIL HIM
Call him: Tel: 01382 221 841

If you'd like to send a letter of complaint - Abertay Union will post it for you, otherwise the address is:

President
D.U.S.A
Airlie Place,
Dundee,
DD1 4HP

Written by Kirk J. Torrance 03-10-01