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here is a joke for you


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> > This joke....takes some getting there but its good!
> >>>
> >>> > > Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing
> >>>
> >>> > > this.
> >>>
> >>> > > Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in
> >>>
> >>> > > Sydney.
> >>>
> >>> > > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
> >>>
> >>> > > The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work
> >>> > > and
> >>>
> >>> > > ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If
> >>> > > the
> >>>
> >>> > > contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
> >>>
> >>> > > highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge
> >>> > > the
> >>>
> >>> > > name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If
> >>> > > their
> >>> partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win
> >>> the prize.
> >>>
> >>> > > One particular game, however, several months ago made the City
> >>> > > of
> >>> Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the
> >>> >>> funniest thing you've heard yet.
> >>>
> >>> > > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
> >>>
> >>> > > Match'?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
> >>>
> >>> > > Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
> >>>
> >>> > > Contestant: "Brian."
> >>>
> >>> > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only
>please."
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "Sara."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> >>>
> >>> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had s *
>x?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
> >>>
> >>> > > said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >>>
> >>> > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock
> >>> > > this
> >>>
> >>> > > morning?
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying
> >>> > > with
> >>>
> >>> > > us for a couple of weeks..."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Uh huh..."
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> >>>
> >>> > > hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on
> >>> > > hold,
> >>>
> >>> > > get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
> >>>
> >>> > > [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"
> >>>
> >>> > > (Touch tones.....ringing....)
> >>>
> >>> > > Clerk: "Kinkos."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Clerk: "This is she."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right
> >>> > > now
> >>>
> >>> > > and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows
> >>> > > not
> >>>
> >>> > > to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know
>
> >>> > > the
> >>> rules of 'Mate Match'?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: "No."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Good!"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: (laughing)
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> >>> completely honest."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
> >>> > > Sara. If
> >>> your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off
>
> >>> to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
> >>>
> >>> > Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have s* x, Sara?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to
>work."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "What time?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to
> >>> > > protect
> >>>
> >>> > > his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one
> >>> > > question
> >>> away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
> >>>
> >>> > > Sara: "Well..."
> >>>
> >>> > > DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
> >>>
> >>> > > Sarah: "Up the ar$e....."
> >>>
> >>> > > After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a
> >>> > > station
> >>>
> >>> > break"
> >>>
> >>> > > And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!
> >>>

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